Craziness

    In order to survived this war,we need to become mentally broke. So we became heartless,fearless. But !!don't ever become moneyless. Because if we do not have money, how we gonna pay for our food,house,car,gasoline,clothes.....erm...WiFi..and ...Astro.
   Actually we are surrounded by crazy people. They just don't shout it out loud..'Hey....I am crazy'. Hell no, it is not like a crazy man gonna run so fast while shouting : 'Heeeyyyyyy I aaammmmm Crazy'. No it is not gonna happen like that.
    Imagine you are at the restorant. There are one guy on the next table. Try ask that guy. 'Hey man,are you crazy ?'. What do you think his answer will be. He might punch you in your face,or he just simply answer : "No,I am not crazy. Why are you asking ?''. Or he suddenly run fast while hold his head with both hand and shouting : " Nooooo...I aaammm nooot crazy".
    Imagine there is a guy sit alone in the garden. He is laughting to himself from morning to evening. Do you thing he is crazy. He might not crazy. Maybe he is watching funny video from YouTube. But if you meet a guy like this. My advise is just stay away from him. Because I have this fucking experience in Kuala Lumpur. There was a woman ,crazy woman I think ,but she is sexy. Then...err...you know, I stop by and checked her body. Maybe she realize how pervert I was. Then ,suddenly she come toward me and wanna hit me with stick. Thanks God I was born athlete which mean I have the ability to run faster...fuh...that was close man.
     Guys, what you see is not always like what it is. That guy look like crazy guy. Maybe he just pretend to be crazy. Maybe he is police undercover.
     There also many type of crazy. Well crazy for money,crazy for women,crazy for drug, crazy for political power...yeah and just crazy. Well I mean he is not crazy for money or anything...err...he just crazy man....Hey man,you asking so many fucking question,you are making me crazy.
      Anyway ,there actually many crazy people around us. They just don't shout it out loud and they don't take medicine. Hehehehe....Hey crazy man...don't forget to take your medicine.....hahahhhaha..

Merempat dn melarat di planet earth

    Salam dan selamat sejahtera . Kehadapan adindaku di perbatasan,wah...Surat kiriman x rasmi.
    Pelbagai pengalaman pahit dan getir kanda lalui sepanjang terkandas di planet earth. Terkadang beberapa kali kanda termasuk tandas perempuan . Tanpa kanda sedari bahawa tandas itu adalah tandas perempuan ,kanda dengan confidentnya terus menggunakan tandas itu sehinggalah suatu hari ketika kanda dlm tandas hujung(tandas favorite). Kedengaran suara dua org wanita. Kanda sangkakan cleaner. Kanda pon keluar dari tandas hujung.

Wanita : hey you masuk tandas ladies la
                (katanya lantas menunjukkn    
                  sign ladies).
 Kanda : Ops sorry
       Demikianlah kisah kanda. Kanda sekarang sedang menginap di hotel Royale chulan Kuala Lumpur.Tapi menginap free je di bilik AHU. Bilik yang tidak berkunci dan sangat sejuk. Selalu kedengaran bunyi bising ,mungkin generator. Kadang2 pekerja hotel datang utk menghidupkn atau mematikn generator itu.
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Lamanya x update blog..wuuu

   Setelah sekian lama.,akhirnya aku kembali menulis di blog yg ntah paper ni. Aku bukanlah seorang menteri belia dn sukan. Aku juga bkn seorg raja bomoh yg terkenal. Ya..aku akui apabila melihat di cermin, aku mengakui akan kehenseman diri walaupun smpai sekarang masih single. Uh..heran .
      Kadangkala ada org mengatakan aku seorg genius. Mungkin terlebih genius sehingga memakan masa 5 thn lebih utk menamatkan pelajaran dlm diploma. Mungkin ada benar kata2 mereka itu krna sy pernah dpt markah 100 dlm ujian subjek business math. Begitu juga dlm ujian subjek MA,sy pernah dpt markah 100 padahal antara pelajar yg selalu ponteng kelas,d situlah terserlah kegeniusan sy.
        Tp ingat adk2 d luar sana. Dgn membaca buku sahaja anda x kn menjd kaya. Tp adakah kekayaan yg kta kejarkan dlm hidop ni....Wang berjuta2 dirham' kereta Ferrari,rumah banglo DLM laut ...siap ada disco...karaoke....perempuan...Adakah INI sume menjamin kebahagiaan kita. Adakah kita bisa mencapai ketenangan jiwa kita. Ketahuilah segala kekayaan ini apabila kta mati ....akn kta tinggalkn .
        Hadirin sekalian...jgn jdkn kekayaan sbg matlamat hidup..tp jdknlah sbg alat utk mencapai matlamat hidup yg sebenar.......Wah...ceramah ke ni..he he
        Di akhir kata..tuan2 yg dihormati sekalian..kekayaan bkn hanya diukur dgn Wang ringgit dn harta. Ia juga diukur dr pelbagai sudut, seperti kaya hati..kaya ilmu..kaya anak..kaya Bini..dll
      Wah INI betul2 ceremah ke ni....
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