Ramadan semakin hampir

Satu barang 2 ringgit, tiga barang 5 ringgit, enam barang 10 ringgit.

CD...CD.....mari beli CD mcm2 cerita ada.
CD orang dewasa ada ,3 bintang 4 bintang 5 bintang...mari!...mari!mari!..

Ganja....ganja!ganja!.....mari!mari!...mari!
Ganja...pil kuda,syabu,heroin...
kokain..estacy...Ayak Ketum....

Ganja,pil kuda,syabu,heroin,
kokain,estacy....Ayak Ketum.
Mari!mari!mari!...murah murah saja.

       Ramadan semakin hampir. Entah kenapa rasa panas je..fikiran kusut, gelisah, rasa nak marah je.
       Orang kata bulan Ramadan , iblis dan syaitan dibelenggu. Tapi kenapa aku yang keresahan.
       Mungkin ianya hanya perasaan Ku saja,mungkin juga faktor suhu panas dan tekanan kerja. Mungkin kerana aku terlalu memikirkan masa depan sedangkan hari esok belum tentu ada buatku atau aku belum tentu ada buat hari esok. Aik..ayat mana satu yang betul ?
       Ramadan adalah ibarat madrasah mendidik jiwa kita. Kita sering mengeluh hidup susah sedangkan perut sentiasa penuh berisi...buncit lagi..hahahaha..
Dengan berpuasa kita dapatlah sedikit sebanyak menyelami kesengsaraan mereka2 yang kesusahan kebuluran.
      Selama ini kita makan apa sahaja yang  kita nak makan. Kita jamu Hawa nafsu kita. Kita buat perkara2 yang bisa memuaskan nafsu sarakah kita. Sehinggakan nafsu kita menjadi besar,raksaksa...gangster...lalu memijak kepala kita dan mengarah-arah kita kepada perkara2 Keji Dan mungkar.
Kita pun tunduk sambil berkata, "baik bos".
         Dengan berpuasa mudah-mudahan kita dapat kecilkan Dan kawal nafsu sarakah kita.
        Cakap banyak pon x guna. 'Ayam jantan berkokok keliling kampung, ekornya berlumuran taik. Taik sapa ? Ehh Tanya lagi ,taik ayam LA..xkan taik kucing.'

    Sekian sahaja ,Semoga Ramadan ini menjadi platform untuk kita menjadi insan yang berguna di dunia Dan di akhirat. Amin..

P/S : pesanan untuk diri sendiri.

Craziness

    In order to survived this war,we need to become mentally broke. So we became heartless,fearless. But !!don't ever become moneyless. Because if we do not have money, how we gonna pay for our food,house,car,gasoline,clothes.....erm...WiFi..and ...Astro.
   Actually we are surrounded by crazy people. They just don't shout it out loud..'Hey....I am crazy'. Hell no, it is not like a crazy man gonna run so fast while shouting : 'Heeeyyyyyy I aaammmmm Crazy'. No it is not gonna happen like that.
    Imagine you are at the restorant. There are one guy on the next table. Try ask that guy. 'Hey man,are you crazy ?'. What do you think his answer will be. He might punch you in your face,or he just simply answer : "No,I am not crazy. Why are you asking ?''. Or he suddenly run fast while hold his head with both hand and shouting : " Nooooo...I aaammm nooot crazy".
    Imagine there is a guy sit alone in the garden. He is laughting to himself from morning to evening. Do you thing he is crazy. He might not crazy. Maybe he is watching funny video from YouTube. But if you meet a guy like this. My advise is just stay away from him. Because I have this fucking experience in Kuala Lumpur. There was a woman ,crazy woman I think ,but she is sexy. Then...err...you know, I stop by and checked her body. Maybe she realize how pervert I was. Then ,suddenly she come toward me and wanna hit me with stick. Thanks God I was born athlete which mean I have the ability to run faster...fuh...that was close man.
     Guys, what you see is not always like what it is. That guy look like crazy guy. Maybe he just pretend to be crazy. Maybe he is police undercover.
     There also many type of crazy. Well crazy for money,crazy for women,crazy for drug, crazy for political power...yeah and just crazy. Well I mean he is not crazy for money or anything...err...he just crazy man....Hey man,you asking so many fucking question,you are making me crazy.
      Anyway ,there actually many crazy people around us. They just don't shout it out loud and they don't take medicine. Hehehehe....Hey crazy man...don't forget to take your medicine.....hahahhhaha..

Merempat dn melarat di planet earth

    Salam dan selamat sejahtera . Kehadapan adindaku di perbatasan,wah...Surat kiriman x rasmi.
    Pelbagai pengalaman pahit dan getir kanda lalui sepanjang terkandas di planet earth. Terkadang beberapa kali kanda termasuk tandas perempuan . Tanpa kanda sedari bahawa tandas itu adalah tandas perempuan ,kanda dengan confidentnya terus menggunakan tandas itu sehinggalah suatu hari ketika kanda dlm tandas hujung(tandas favorite). Kedengaran suara dua org wanita. Kanda sangkakan cleaner. Kanda pon keluar dari tandas hujung.

Wanita : hey you masuk tandas ladies la
                (katanya lantas menunjukkn    
                  sign ladies).
 Kanda : Ops sorry
       Demikianlah kisah kanda. Kanda sekarang sedang menginap di hotel Royale chulan Kuala Lumpur.Tapi menginap free je di bilik AHU. Bilik yang tidak berkunci dan sangat sejuk. Selalu kedengaran bunyi bising ,mungkin generator. Kadang2 pekerja hotel datang utk menghidupkn atau mematikn generator itu.
.......bersambung